Top 20 Tweets of the Week 7/16/2011

Here’s our round-up of singers’, rockers’ and rappers’ 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag to your favorite music retweets

: @Billboarddotcom I’ve always wanted to see my songs in the pages of your magazine… But the Cover?? WOW! Im so honored. Thank you Billboard
: The fact that u believe a man either slapped or punched me in the face & didn’t leave on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off? #getaF%cknLife

: We always knew we’d graduate in real time. It’s all part of the plan and it’s all good! It’s going to make Season 3 amazing!!!
: Thanks to everyone for all the love & light you’re sending my way. I can’t wait to get back on my cotton candy cloud to you… miss you. X
: The dairy queen commercial where Mary Lou Retton falls out of the piata is just so amazing. #isitweirdthatirewinditandlaughhysterically
: Hot out. Wearing my sexiest daisy duke shorts today. Hope nobody makes fun of my muffin top. Or camel toe. : SO, SO proud of @ddlovato #skyscraper Incredible, beautiful and so inspiring..
: When i was a kid getting hacked meant getting hacked to pieces by a serial killer next door neighbor. Technology is so boring.
: So proud to see The Cool Kids on the iTunes charts! love when good hearted people and TRUE artists make it to the top
: 18 to 20 thousand people showed up at 7 this morning! That’s crazy!! Biggest crowd the today show ever had!
: I was kissed by two total strangers today in Billings Montana. I might move here. It’s just plain awesome.
: – Thank you to the Mayor of Sydney, steadfast GLBT activist, for making me an honorary Aussie Citizen
: Has a lil crush on Mila Kunis.. Even tho she is Meg on Family Guy..i
: Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
: Why did the desire for songs that articulate our experience become eclipsed by our need for songs that helped us escape it?
Wait ! I would love duet with GaGa, but She Gave Me GREAT Song & I’m beyond Grateful!!!! It’s called ” The Greatest Thing “
: On a scale from 1-10 what would you rate my singing? Be 100% honest.
: & @LilKim will get the respect she deserves at all cost. The clearance was revoked & I’m fighting to get it reinstated by the Biggie Estate
@MariahCarey: Chillin’ w/ dem babies Right now “Ms. Monroe” is sound asleep and “RocStar” has the hiccups spitting up all over me lol
: Hangin w/ Biebs manager Scooter & his brother Adam for Hollywood Reporter shoot.